MY LIFE IS A LITTLE BIT OVER

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From: twisted_badger	Date: October 22nd, 2006 08:33 am (UTC)		(Link)

i'm sorry but, the fuck?

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	From: aimeesworld	Date: October 22nd, 2006 09:13 am (UTC)		(Link)

It has folate in it, which is contraband in the States, except in bread and cereals.
Vegemite is the new heroin.

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From: twisted_badger	Date: October 22nd, 2006 09:40 am (UTC)		(Link)

That's so insane. Like. really?! I need some now. I need my fix omg.

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	From: aimeesworld	Date: October 22nd, 2006 09:41 am (UTC)		(Link)

Hahaha. It's not my fault, constable. My society raised me this way.

My name is Aimee and I am a vegemite addict.

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	From: bobbinsgalore	Date: October 22nd, 2006 08:37 am (UTC)		(Link)

**BOGGLES** <-gratuitous caps use.

That is very very odd. **boggles some more**

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	From: bobbinsgalore	Date: October 22nd, 2006 08:56 am (UTC)		(Link)

But wait... you will be going to Canada? I assume it must be through America if the vegemite thing is an issue. Could you order vegemite online, or have your parents send you breakfast-spread care packages? If nothing else it would make for good stories. I must confess that I myself am a marmite person, through and through, but I feel your pain none the less. :(

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	From: aimeesworld	Date: October 22nd, 2006 09:15 am (UTC)		(Link)

I hyperventilated for about five minutes and then told my Mother and after convincing her it wasn't a prank, she told me she'd send me a care package with vegemite in it.

I never got into marmite. You either like one of the other.

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	From: bobbinsgalore	Date: October 22nd, 2006 06:12 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Yeah. Half our house likes marmite, and half likes vegemite, so we have a jar of each so no one gets their nose out of joint.

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	From: aimeesworld	Date: October 22nd, 2006 09:01 pm (UTC)		(Link)

All our house likes vegemite. That is, I am the only one who is a rabid vegemite fan and my family just goes along with it.

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	From: aimeesworld	Date: October 22nd, 2006 09:14 am (UTC)		(Link)

IT IS MADNESS I TELL YOU.

I think I need a vegemite icon with 'the new crack' on it.

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	From: wit_devil	Date: October 22nd, 2006 09:50 am (UTC)		(Link)

With all the other things that they could and should be looking for, they choose to search specifically for Vegemite. *shakes head*

Ah well, I wouldn't care. I prefer Marmite anyway. *grin*

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	From: aimeesworld	Date: October 22nd, 2006 09:50 am (UTC)		(Link)

Yeah, I know. Hand over you bombs, drugs and breakfast spreads.

Marmite is the food of the devil.

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	From: annemjw	Date: October 23rd, 2006 12:01 am (UTC)		(Link)

That's hilarious, in a crazy way. Poor Aimee.

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	From: aimeesworld	Date: October 23rd, 2006 02:34 am (UTC)		(Link)

MY LIFE IS A LITTLE BIT OVER.

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	From: annemjw	Date: October 23rd, 2006 02:39 am (UTC)		(Link)

Poor baby.

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	From: aimeesworld	Date: October 23rd, 2006 02:46 am (UTC)		(Link)

:P But I posted terrible poetry, so that should be a bonus. And I now have a crap vegemite icon.

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From: da_crazy_1	Date: October 23rd, 2006 08:33 am (UTC)		(Link)

the link doesnt work!
ARGH
also that is so retarded.
america should DIE.

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	From: aimeesworld	Date: October 23rd, 2006 11:59 pm (UTC)		(Link)

Yeah, news links die.

...But basically, vegemite = the new crack. It's not just a harmless yeast spread, but something more sinister.

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From: da_crazy_1	Date: October 24th, 2006 06:50 am (UTC)		(Link)

well, that sucks.
no more getting high off vegemite for you.

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	From: aimeesworld	Date: October 24th, 2006 07:32 am (UTC)		(Link)

I know, damnit. It was my drug. And they took it away precioussss.

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From: da_crazy_1	Date: October 25th, 2006 06:24 am (UTC)		(Link)

Well, you'll just have to get a caffeine addiction instead. I don't know how well coffee spreads on toast though.

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